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Unlikely Pear's (Kobold Reality Shift TfTg Story)

A couple of uncreative best buddies wanted to get into the tabletop RPG space and dip their toes into the great vast waters that was the infinite realm of universes created from purely peoples minds! They've seen a podcast or two and after a few episodes listening to them together decided they would finally get into this 'tabletop' adventuring! Fantasy realms of wizards and dragons! Being heroes and getting the girls~! (sometimes). It was everything that Ryan and John could have ever hoped for! The two had nearly been friends for a whole decade now and have created a somewhat inseparable bond full of tiny in fighting that made the friendship all that more exciting to enjoy.

Though the two of the friends agreed that there was one thing missing from their friendship and it was a DM. Who would host their game? They both wanted to be players in their first tabletop game! Not do all of that nerdy shit behind the scenes and all of the prep work and god forbid reading those 50 pound books for it!

Not even a day later and selective marketing had taken its chance, hearing them speak of their wants and needs the algorithm had begun advertising a hands free experience of tabletop role playing that the two could have never expected. An AI program that would host and run a universe just for the two of them to play in! Advertising as an intensely immersive experience and that once they started, it'd feel as though the adventure was a part of their lives all along!

Ryan and John took on the opportunity together as fast as they could! They signed into the website while besides each other on the couch, typing away on Ryan's laptop. The AI asked what they wanted their world and characters to be! The first step and already Ryan and John's minds were blank from their lack of creativity, they tried to think of anything they wanted to be but not knowing most of the basic classes and rules they were at a loss. Curious, the two asked if the AI could create it for them in which it happily accepted and confirmed that it could do such a task for them! Feeling as though they would get a simple adventuring knight or barbarian, they were happy to let it go on its own and get everything set up for them!

In seconds they watched as encrypted text flooded the website! Worlds and maps getting created in milliseconds! Side characters and NPC's spawned into the story in every nook and cranny of the world in text they couldn't themselves read! They just watched for a while and looked at each other wondering what was taking so long as the five minute mark started to come around, not noticing the red light on their laptops camera turning on before the two suddenly blinked and were no longer sitting on the couch… In fact one of them wasn't even awake anymore! Ryan, who was just staring at his friend John was now staring at a metallic wall full of sheet metal and bolts with large cloths screwed into the metal itself to cover up some of the metal workings and add some more colors to the otherwise grey room... Ryan could strangely the day he welded the walls together and bolted them to the beams just behind them.. 2 inch wide steel beams.. 9 feet tall which consisted of a 6 foot and a 3 foot beam he welded together... Ryan squinted at the wall and blinked, unable to even see the steel beam past the metal sheet wall and cloth, he didn't know why that info was in his head! He’s never even welded a day in his life, why could he recall such vivid detail about how the work goes?

Ryan looked to his side and saw a nightstand beside the bed he was sitting on, noticing a metal welded picture frame with a photo of two lizard creatures in it.. Ryan squinted and saw a red to purple-ish scaled kobold hugging around the back of a...
Ryan stared at the picture a bit longer, staring at a brown scaled kobold with a creamier colored belly with similar colored horns. Ryan looked at the kobolds freckle-like scales that sat on the brown lizard's cheeks and shoulders... Ryan shivered, staring at them and letting their eyes dance down the image at the plump hips and thighs of the creatures, particularly drawn into the brown scaled cutie~.. Ryan bit his lip a little and giggled unknowingly before getting so close to the photo that he saw his own reflection in the glass. What stared back was a red to purple-ish scaled kobold! It only took one glance from the one in the picture and him in the reflection to connect the dots and start yelling!

Jumping up from their sat position on the bed, Ryan yelped out and looked down at their own body! Staring past a stubby snout and small flat chest to the ginormous thighs that matched exactly to the thick ass kobolds in the picture! "W-WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT THE HELL!" He screamed, unable to comprehend what was going on while rubbing their hands against their face, feeling scaly bumps and gripping their fingertips just around the tiny horns along their chin in shock before hearing a groaning noise. "MMmmmmm... Bethhh 5 more minutesss.." a woman spoke as (Ryan) BETH turned her head and saw the bare back of the brown kobold from the photo.. Her eyes wandered softly down her cute horns to her small back to her giant ass pushing up the blanket... Beth shivered again with a blush before shaking her head! Her eyes flickering with strange memories of living in this house..!

Beth could the day she met Bailey (Bailey?). The day they got married..! (MARRIED!?).

Beth shook her head and stopped this strange memory flow before looking at the brown kobold longer and squinting, watching the kobold flop onto her back snoring in a way she couldn't fucking forget... "(JOHN!?) BAILEY!!" Beth yelled before jumping onto the bed and grabbing Bailey's shoulders and shaking her up and down! Straddling her thighs around Bailey's stomach and squishing her butt against their knees. Bailey is jossled heavily enough that they slowly wake up and smirk with their eyes still closed, rubbing their knees against Beth's ass before softly stuffing her knee up Beth's asscheeks and wiggling it about thinking Beth was a girl they had slept with the night prior or something!
Beth's eyes went wide as she flushed with a blush! Unsure how to respond before slapping Bailey's face! "BAILEY! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!" Beth yelled through her flustered feelings as Bailey holding her cheek whined. "OWWUHH..! Who did I make the mistake sleeping with-" Bailey began to speak before making eye with Beth...

Bailey and Beth stared at each other's eyes for about 10 full seconds of silence as they felt a strange love bond between the two of them. They were married, and they could FEEL that without having even said anything. Bailey then blinked through it and looked past Beth at the strange ceilings and walls... "U-uhh.. it's nice to.. be married to you..! But I need to find myy... wife? wait what?" Bailey shook her head a little as her words coaxed themselves out of her mouth differently than the way she wanted, not yet realizing where their friend was nor that this was in fact them. "Her name is Beeee-.." "BEEET.."

Beth while sat on top of Bailey stared down and soon her eyes went half lid as she realized full heartedly this was her idiot friend... "Bailey it's me..." She simply spoke while resting back lightly, Bailey's knee still firmly against her tailhole as she raised her giant ass up and twisted her hip so her asscheek smooshed against Bailey's knee and pushed it down flat against the bed. "BETH!? I mean-... WHAT DID YOU DO!" Bailey yelled out suddenly with a new found anger as Beth, appalled, opened her arms out and slammed her hands down against her fat thighs in a big SLAP. "What did I DO!? You're the one that used the stupid Ai!" Beth retaliated while not fully ing the details through her strange new backstory within her head amongst everything else.

"So what, you put some fetishy shit in the Ai and BAM! Now you have us as some Kobold lesbians!?" Bailey yelled out while sitting upright, propping her arms against the bed as the two yelled at each other snout to snout. "And you HAD to make yourself the cuter one huh! What? Think I'd be weirdly attracted to your cute, scaly face!?" Bailey continued as Beth moved past the strange comment she was also feeling towards her and redirected. "You're the one that wrote in short stack kobolds!" Beth added as Bailey shook her head and slapped her hands around Beth's asscheeks! Groping her ass and causing Beth to arch her back up with a furious blush on her face! Her tail bouncing up as she scowled down a new found fury that they would go this far!

"We let the AI decide the world and YOUUUU must have put our characters as this..!" Bailey refuted while gripping Beth's ass firmly! Embarrassed and flustered, Beth reached down and groped back! The two groping each other’s asscheeks in bed arguing their brains out and on the verge of having hate sex right then and there as their hearts pumped with a tremendous amount of love they didn't know what to do with, they hated each other right now but every angry statement was immediately forgiven in their minds while they put up a fake charade of anger. Rolling to their sides they both stared at each other with scrunched noses and huffy breaths before muttering. "I'll let go if you let go." Bailey spoke as Beth scowling slowly nodded. "Deal.. on three we let go..." Beth added as they both began to count at the same time.

"1..."

"2.."

"3!"

Both of them yelled before a silence filled the room and they both were still holding each other's asses, in fact the both of them gripped firmer and pulled each other closer to the point where their lips were touching for a second! They both recoiled though and let go immediately after, scrambling to their own respective side of the bed and quickly rolling over to their feet on either side with their hands on the bed facing one another.

"You did this.." Bailey scowled, blushing at Beth’s naked body.

"no YOU did!" Beth returned the furrowed brows and their own equally furious blush at Bailey’s naked self.

The two stared at each other in an intense staring contest before Bailey's eyes suddenly looked down Beth as if realizing something. "What..?" Beth asked as she slowly stood upright and looked around with the side of her eye. Bailey stood upright as well and pointed at Beth's hips. "Dude... Your ass is HUGE!!" she yelled in an exasperated laugh as Beth blushing threw a pillow at Bailey's face "You're one to talk fat ass!" Beth yelled as Bailey laughed and threw a pillow back! "I'm fucking with you! I just weirdly ed that… Do we have a client today..? Do we GET clients?" Bailey pondered as Beth lowering her arms from defending pillow throws placed a hand on her oversized hip and tapped her finger against her leg. Both Bailey and Beth at the same time looked back at each other and fully realized. "I'm a welder? "I'm an engineer?" Both Beth and Bailey spoke out at the same time as Bailey held her forehead and looked around the room, noticing small trinkets and tools she's made. "Dude I like, know how to-.. build a space ship..!?" Bailey shook her head in a flabbergasted way as Beth looked around and ed building this home, the bedframe was made by her, the picture frame, the night stand, the walls! The two of them began to dig into their memories of their characters 'lore' and backstories, ing working on ships together on the docks and even deg and building a ship of their own! They both confirmed info with each other as different memories of their long pasts trickled in.

Suddenly both Bailey and Beth come to a realization that leaves them both wide eyed staring at each other before the two naked kobolds scramble to the door and rub past one another to squeeze on by! Turning corners and heading up a set of stairs as if they knew the place like the back of their hand! Suddenly while at the top of the stairs they stood their feet on the 5th step down from the top and peered over, staring out at the open deck to their space ship and the stars and vastness of space just past it.. The commotion of people talking and power tools whirring as the two of them slumped on the stairs beside each other and sat hip to hip staring back at the inside of the ship from their spot on the stairs.

They softly grab each other's hand and look away from one another to not talk about how it made them feel comfier..
"Did we.." Beth started as Bailey looked around
"Build a ship? Yeah, Iiii'm starting to believe we did." Bailey finished while resting her head on Beth's shoulder without even realizing.

A long comforting moment es before Bailey while rubbing Beth's leg whispers loudly enough for Beth to hear on purpose. "reallly shouldn't have told the Ai to put us here in Sci-fi.. Can’t even magic our way out now."

"YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!" Beth yelled and jolted back, forcing Bailey to raise her head as they both stood up on the stairs and started to argue all over again, both equally foggy on the details of what they did with the Ai on both parts but both just as equally unwilling to say they had any part in this outcome. Bailey amidst the argument realized and exclaimed that they're going to be late if they don't get dressed as their priorities to get out of this universe are mixed with their decades of life they've lived in it! "Bolts and Bolds Engineering was a good name for our brand atleast, Bet IIIIiii came up with it!" Bailey sassed Beth while jogging down the stairs, her ass bouncing and clappingly faintly as Beth watched and shivered before yelling out "YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT DO THAT ON PURPOSE NOW AREN'T YOU!" down the hallway to Bailey as Bailey belted out a long "YYYUUUUP!" as she made it back to their room to get dressed.

Bailey and Beth discussed in a faint disgust how little clothing they wore, Bailey said she felt like a mom wearing just an apron to make her husband horny, and Beth couldn't help but agree because she was the 'husband' in this case and her crotch was ever so faintly damp the more she looked at Bailey's 'stupid' body.

The two dressed up and geared with their tools that were too futuristic in some areas for them to knowingly understand naturally but their muscle memory helped guide them through picking the tools for the right job as they finally stepped out of their ship home on the docks and were reintroduced to the sound of repairing and modifying they've grown to love over the decades.
"Just let me do the talking with the client?" Beth asked as Bailey scoffed and threw open her arms "Why can't I talk to them!" Bailey yelled as the two went into a back and forth on why Bailey wasn't allowed to talk to the clients first anymore based on past experiences. The only rebuttal Bailey had after ING such an experience was "you put that in my backstory didn't you...", still unable to the details on how they created the universe with the AI. Only that they did and that they both had a hand in it in some way when in reality neither of them did anything which caused this problem in the first place.

The two reached a dull green ship that was beaten and scraped on all sides, Beth started to speak to the client as Bailey stared at the ship and squinted her eyes.. Feeling something tingly in her body as she walked up to it and held her ear against the side of the ship... walking along it slowly before hearing the FAINTEST spark within the ships walls, while Beth explained the price to the client that she weirdly knew a lot about, Bailey was already trying to climb onto the side of the ship and tear the thing open to get inside!
Beth had to run over after finishing up with the client to barely catch Bailey's fat ass from falling! ing her rear and pushing her more upright as Bailey gripped a handle by the she wanted to get into.

Bailey insisted she had it on her own as Beth felt a strange familiarity with carrying Bailey's fat ass weight for jobs like these... her arms and hands gripped and held in such a way that she was a perfect prop for that fat tush to rest on for her electrical work. Beth sighs, realizing her character's obsession with her wife and how she totally understood why as it smooshed and morphed against the back of her head and shoulders. Despite being wife and wife for 10 years, they're also best guy friends and there will be MANY more arguments and fights about all of this as the two endure their new reality.

Their characters being older than their real life counterparts made NOT feeling normal in this environment tricky when they more years of their life in this world than they do out of it! The two refuse to it it now, but they're already feeling back in the groove of things and they can't wait until their weird period of confusion blows over~.

Blacklisted

    If dnd gets this advanced then im all for the experience. Lewd or not this shit seems epic. Like sword art online.

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