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    sparks127 said:
    I get what you were going for, but it's just a mushroom. A tasty mushroom.

    Can I offer you a nice mushroom in this trying time?

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  • what_in_my_good_god said:
    God: You didn't specify which type of attraction, so you can't blame that on me.

    Ooooh, my turn!
    I wish I had a million dollars!

    *poof*

    OH GOD I'M BEING CRUSHED BY 1 MILLION GREEN GEORGE WASHINGTONS

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  • sparks127 said:
    I get what you were going for, but it's just a mushroom. A tasty mushroom.

    Now I know it’s a shiitake but I never call it anything but a shittake mushroom

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  • pro_nown said:
    Now I know it’s a shiitake but I never call it anything but a shittake mushroom

    I first heard it pronounced in Spy Kids 2, when Carmen told the douche that he was full of shiit-take mushrooms.

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  • short and chubby, plus a pokemon, dude you nail me straight in the center

    Updated

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