nice piks XD

them hornets are hell spawn >.>;

not to mention over confident, they attack a person and get killed, their noobs maybe?

"Waspinator is confused , waspinator cannot decide where he belongs"

Omg15 said:
not to mention over confident, they attack a person and get killed, their noobs maybe?

Nah they just go in kamikazi style to drop a hormone tag on you so the rest of the Airforce can find you.

I still hate both of them. >_>

Desmo said:
I still hate both of them. >_>

Then no honey and flowers for you :p

there are wasps that come around the backyard here in dozens during the summer to drink from standing pools of water, most likely to build their odd plaster-of-paris style paper nests. you can sit among them, garden, water, and they don't bother you at all. we should find wasps like these and encourage them because they probably kill the living fuck out of the nasty motherfucker ones.

The trick to killing wasps in a truly satisfying way is to catch them in a cup and watch them drown slowly.

Once I had a wasp on my foot. Didn't sting me.

Feels good, man.

Bees suicide-kamikaze-sting you. It pulls their intestines out to sting you. They're like 'roid-raging emos. They go all apeshit and then die.

Wasps and hornets, however, don't have barbed stingers. So they can sting your ass as much as they want and fly off without a care. They're fucking assholes. They're like women. They'll abuse you all they fucking feel like if you don't do exactly what they want, and sometimes even if you do, because they just fucking feel like it. And if you get your ass stung, their family and friends call you the scumbag and say you had it coming for messing with a wasp.

Why is this "not furry" do you see the fur on that bee? >_<

iralSnackbar said:
Why is this "not furry" do you see the fur on that bee? >_<

because it's not a retarded generic character, it's a real animal :D

The more you know!

Omg right. Bees are like 10 years olds in WoW.

You poke one and it goes apeshit. It scrambles clan to hunt you down. When that fails, it rage-quits life. Nature is byutiful.

Morp said:
Bees suicide-kamikaze-sting you. It pulls their intestines out to sting you. They're like 'roid-raging emos. They go all apeshit and then die.

Wasps and hornets, however, don't have barbed stingers. So they can sting your ass as much as they want and fly off without a care. They're fucking assholes. They're like women. They'll abuse you all they fucking feel like if you don't do exactly what they want, and sometimes even if you do, because they just fucking feel like it. And if you get your ass stung, their family and friends call you the scumbag and say you had it coming for messing with a wasp.

Cool story?...bro??

Tranqed said:
Once I had a wasp on my foot. Didn't sting me.

Feels good, man.

Once I had one on my forehead for a minute or two, but it didn't sting me either. It didn't help my entomophobia much though, as I was twelve or something.

Morp said:
Bees suicide-kamikaze-sting you. It pulls their intestines out to sting you. They're like 'roid-raging emos. They go all apeshit and then die.

Dying is actually not included in their plan. Their stingers are made for self defense, piercing through the chitin-shells of other insects, not through mammalian skin. It is too leathery and they get stuck.

Erie, I JUST watched a video on youtube of bees killing a hornet.

iralSnackbar said:
Why is this "not furry" do you see the fur on that bee? >_<

Ill fix it and add tag FUZZY :3

i just love it how someone added the tags 'Funny' and Not_Funny' which is it guys ? >.>

Tranqed said:
Once I had a wasp on my foot. Didn't sting me.

Feels good, man.

It loves you.

Leeham991dark said:
The trick to killing wasps in a truly satisfying way is to catch them in a cup and watch them drown slowly.

my brother, cousin and I found that using a fly-swatter to disorientate them, a pair of scissors to slice them to bits, and a shit ton of ants to devour them was a great way to spend an evening in the pool.

Fish_Man said:
my brother, cousin and I found that using a fly-swatter to disorientate them, a pair of scissors to slice them to bits, and a shit ton of ants to devour them was a great way to spend an evening in the pool.

Your parents must be proud.

Morp said:
Bees suicide-kamikaze-sting you. It pulls their intestines out to sting you. They're like 'roid-raging emos. They go all apeshit and then die.

Wasps and hornets, however, don't have barbed stingers. So they can sting your ass as much as they want and fly off without a care. They're fucking assholes. They're like women. They'll abuse you all they fucking feel like if you don't do exactly what they want, and sometimes even if you do, because they just fucking feel like it. And if you get your ass stung, their family and friends call you the scumbag and say you had it coming for messing with a wasp.

Actually, it just pulls out the poison sac, which has blood vessels, making them bleed internally to death.

Japanese hornets, look for them.
They're total fuckers.

Fish_Man said:
my brother, cousin and I found that using a fly-swatter to disorientate them, a pair of scissors to slice them to bits, and a shit ton of ants to devour them was a great way to spend an evening in the pool.

All i have to say.
http://tinyurl.com/2ae985p

A bee stung me on the lip once when I was a kid. And then when I was 17, one got in my goddamned soda can and stung me on the tongue.

Fuck bees.

Wasps are dicks. They only they thing they do is sting yoru ass and make more wasps.

Bees are good at keeping us alive. Without polinaters (Bees have the largest impact), the food chain fails. And wasps are good at stinging our asses and being faggots.

nice thread guys

Fish_Man said:
my brother, cousin and I found that using a fly-swatter to disorientate them, a pair of scissors to slice them to bits, and a shit ton of ants to devour them was a great way to spend an evening in the pool.

That's...very very disturbing.

King30 said:
That's...very very disturbing.

Are you kidding me? That's awesome!

Neomaniak said:
Are you kidding me? That's awesome!

agreed

Morp said:
They're fucking assholes. They're like women. They'll abuse you all they fucking feel like if you don't do exactly what they want, and sometimes even if you do, because they just fucking feel like it.

pot meet kettle

Stuph1 said:
It loves you.

*sadface*

Lennox said:
A bee stung me on the lip once when I was a kid. And then when I was 17, one got in my goddamned soda can and stung me on the tongue.

Fuck bees.

Yeah, all creatures should handle being eaten alive kindly with no resistance at all.

</ragesarcasm>

Squir said:
Yeah, all creatures should handle being eaten alive kindly with no resistance at all.

</ragesarcasm>

That sarcasm is like saying I shouldn't kill a robber who breaks into my house and shoots me in the foot. It's their own fucking fault for being there, and I'm going to deal with it.

These damn wasps and hornets are all over my property... It sucks to start up your dirtbike, hop on and THEN realize there is a nest inside it as you are going around 30mph.. Because I am allergic I was found ed out on the side of the fucking road with my bike in a ditch. Other shitty nest places are: side mirror of truck, pool filter, dog kennel, in a toolbox, under patio furniture, IN THE FUCKING WALLS of my house and just about any dark place you stick your hand into. Mother nature is a bitch for coming up with these little cunts.

You think that's bad ride a full size 1100cc Yamaha vstar thru a sworn of pissed off hornets or yellow jackets witch ever basterd it is that lives in the ground because someone decided to now the grass in a ditch next to the road

My grandpa used to keep bees too. Fresh honey is the best!

Lennox said:
That sarcasm is like saying I shouldn't kill a robber who breaks into my house and shoots me in the foot. It's their own fucking fault for being there, and I'm going to deal with it.

because the sarcasm was meant to propose the opposite point of what you just said

Thomaswoot said:
because the sarcasm was meant to propose the opposite point of what you just said

Oh, well then I guess I'm just a fucking idiot. Who cares anyway? It's bugs. Goddamn bugs.

So, bees don't actually *intend* to kamikaze themselves when they sting you. In fact, this is unique to humans! We've got surprisingly thick skin (the result of lacking any fur). They can sting most animals again and again without any issue. We actually have in-built defence *against* bees. This is not true of wasps because their stingers are a straight point and don't get caught.

BONUS WASP TRIVIA: You have no idea of the enormity of their asshole-ism. In autumn the drones become aware they're nearing the end of their lifespan and will straight up attack anything they come across because why the fuck not? Seriously, wasps are dicks.

elad said:
BONUS WASP TRIVIA: You have no idea of the enormity of their asshole-ism. In autumn the drones become aware they're nearing the end of their lifespan and will straight up attack anything they come across because why the fuck not? Seriously, wasps are dicks.

Drones are male Bees/Wasps and have no stinger at all, and the thick skin isn't human exclusive, but counts for all mammals, bees only survive the stinging of another insect. The beestinger barbs are an evolutional perk to do the maximum damage against mammals. In fact bees are the true assholes. Much more poisenous, more agressive and numerous. The cause of the bad reputation of wasps is, because they search for all sorts of sweet stuff as fuel, including human food. Bees only search for flower nectar.
But Wasps kill mosquitos and flys, so i like those more (also honey is bee-puke).

vermilion888 said:
The cause of the bad reputation of wasps is, because they search for all sorts of sweet stuff as fuel, including human food.

They don't only eat sweet stuff, wasps are pretty much giant, flying, ants with stingers. They'll happily eat meat and carrion as well. Just fly up to the meat and carve into it with their mandibles. Example: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vMw70IDMDV4/Tiyb9gTXuJI/AAAAAAAAEME/-DRkPK6zWNE/s1600/P1070902.JPG

Morp said:
Bees suicide-kamikaze-sting you. It pulls their intestines out to sting you. They're like 'roid-raging emos. They go all apeshit and then die.

Wasps and hornets, however, don't have barbed stingers. So they can sting your ass as much as they want and fly off without a care. They're fucking assholes. They're like women. They'll abuse you all they fucking feel like if you don't do exactly what they want, and sometimes even if you do, because they just fucking feel like it. And if you get your ass stung, their family and friends call you the scumbag and say you had it coming for messing with a wasp.

Woah, what does this have to do with women? Seems like someone has some unsorted issues.

Me and wasps have a truce. They don't mess with me, I don't mess with them. When one of them breaks the truce, they get bitch-slapped out of the air.

Desmo said:
I still hate both of them. >_>

Honey bees are awesome. They are far less aggressive than most people even think. I walked through a field with what seemed to be hundreds of honey bees, and ended up with like 10-15 honey bees on me at one time and still didn't get stung.

Yet, I sit at a park bench to eat a meal while camping, get stung by a yellow jacket, I kill it, then like. 2 minutes later several more yellow jackets show up to attack me.

*inhale*

*oppression internalized*

THESE COMMENTS ARE INTERNALIZING MY OPPRESSION RIGHT NOW AND I AM SO TRIGGER--

wait no dead meme

--INTERNALLY OPPRESSED!

One time while hanging out at the kahaba river in alabama(now off limits due to littering), I felt a small fuzzy round thing briefly touch my lips and fly off. Then later, when I was about to drink from my can of Dr.Pepper, a bee came crawling out. I never got stung, but now I have a satirical joke phrase: "Bees are evil, they steal your kisses and swim in your Dr.Pepper."

I of course don't think bees are evil. But I love seeing the look on peoples faces when they hear that for the first time. XD

morp said:
Bees suicide-kamikaze-sting you. It pulls their intestines out to sting you. They're like 'roid-raging emos. They go all apeshit and then die.

Wasps and hornets, however, don't have barbed stingers. So they can sting your ass as much as they want and fly off without a care. They're fucking assholes. They're like women. They'll abuse you all they fucking feel like if you don't do exactly what they want, and sometimes even if you do, because they just fucking feel like it. And if you get your ass stung, their family and friends call you the scumbag and say you had it coming for messing with a wasp.

do you always complain about women though

I don't understand what the deal is with internet people and wasps. In my experience, as long as you don't behave like a kid with no self-control, they aren't aggressive or even particularly annoying. Yes, even when I'm eating doughnuts or something like that.