fan character and twilight velvet (friendship is magic and etc) created by banbanji
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    CamKitty said:
    It's like the worst part of fan fiction and OC ponies all at once =/

    Sadly EVERY fandom has people making this kind of stuff. There is no escape. Damn loud minority vs silent majority

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    There's a constant sound of metal hitting metal.
    Kuzaliana: "The fuck is that?" Kuzaliana pulls his penis out of Twilight Velvet, "I'll be back. Just need to see what's goin' on out there."
    Kuzaliana opens the door only to see an armored figure standing.
    The figure: "Is this what you want? The destruction of your clan?"
    Kuzaliana: "What did you do!"
    The figure: "It's not what I did, it's what I am doing. And I'm simply taking out the trash."
    The figure draws twin Bowie knives, cuts off Kuzaliana's penis like Anakin cut off Count Dooku's head, throws one of the knives into the head of the zebra castrating Night Light, throws the second knife into the head of the zebra manning the camera, then grabs Kuzaliana and throws him onto the floor. The camera catches the figure walking to Twilight Velvet, and checking on her.
    The figure: "Are you okay? Actually, you're not okay. Don't worry, he didn't ejaculate. Even if you did bare his child, it would be infertile."
    The figure looks an Night Light, runs out of the room, and returns with a cooler filled with ice and a box for Night Light's testicles.
    The figure: "There, you should be able to get those reattached at a hospital. The royal guard will be here any minute, so I'll be leaving." The figure grabs Kuzaliana, "Oh, and I'm taking this with me."
    The figure walks out of the room, dragging Kuzaliana, and disappears.
    The video ends.

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