bongo (life in hell) created by matt groening
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    In order from left to right, top row to bottom:

    Because juveniles like you make a school dangerous.

    Because you have no interest in the topics being taught.

    Because rules help maintain order as well as give you a basic idea of how the the real world works.

    Because they were mass produced by people in china and made to be cost effective, not comfortable. And comfort leads to relaxation which in turn causes inattentive students.

    Text books are meant to teach a topic, not pander to your petty need for instant gratification.

    Because if you have memorized the subject properly, your brain will have adequately stored the information discussed and so may be accessed again at a later date rather than be shuffled aside and forgotten.

    It is not pointless. It teaches basic learning skills, team building, teamwork, memorization, and cooperation.

    Because if you speak out of turn, the one teaching you gets interrupted. As well, if one interrupts, then you ALL may interrupt, and no progress will be made with the lesson.

    Because these trivial questions on the test are used to determine if you've learned the topic. If they are trivial, good, you've learned. If not, keep learning. 'Trivial' is relative.

    If one student fails it does not mean the teacher fails, it means one of several things; the student is an idiot, the student learns differently than others and does not express this in class, the student goofs off, the student doesn't attend class, and, finally, the teacher may be the failure. But it is not HIS job to make sure you are paying attention in class when the other thirty students are.

    School being 'bad' is relative, and is usually reflected by the attitude and performance of the students and their interactions with the faculty.

    Only if you start thinking logically instead of regurgitating every petty qualm you have about the learning system that you've overheard your friends/family say.

    No, you can write with a dull pencil. Now, back onto the
    Theory of Evolution.

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