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Pokemon Hype Train

I know I've said I was ready to start posting again about a trillion times, but I'm really ready to start posting again, ehehee. I've got art to post and it's been a long time coming. Anyways, it's been a pretty long time since I've seen a Pokemon trailer I was at all excited for. Hope you enjoy the on-the-spot blurb.

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Nope. Stop looking at the dog. You're looking at him instead. You didn't even know he existed less than 10 hours ago, but now he owns you. He knows you're drawing pictures of him and his fat ass and his fat nuts and wondering about how he smells. He knows you're thinknig about how wet and sticky his feet is. Face it, whether you know it or not, you're on the Pokemon hype train and that means you're right where he wants you. Now take that pathetic little broken dick of yours and start doing what you've been pavlonian-trained to do. And while you do it, if you're lucky, he might just start 3D printing you a collar so you know you're his. What? He doesn't need to put effort into this - he's a starter Pokemon. He know's he's hot shit. You'll buy anything he sells.

There's no shame in it. Simply it that he owns you - then you can worship him as much as you want.

Blacklisted

    Gotta love how new Pokemon starters is how I learn one of my favorite artists is still doing art.

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