Oh Deer, Pine! Look Out Below! (Poop Version)

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Being a pegasus, Pine Thunderoak often travels around Equestria by flying. Not only is it a faster and easier way to get around than most forms of transportation, but he also loves the freedom of it. Being able to fly wherever he wants to without any barriers, on top of the wind blowing through the fur on his coat and feathers on his wings, is such an amazing thing to Pine. When he's up in the air, he just feels so alive.

One other benefit of flying is that you don't have to worry about stopping to use a toilet. When a pegasus needs to go to the bathroom, they can just do it in mid-air like a bird, although they usually make sure nothing significant is below them. It saves them a lot of extra time, and if they happen to be flying over a wilderness area, their waste makes great fertilizer for the plants. Sometimes though, the pegasus isn't paying close enough attention to their surroundings, and they'll accidentally plop bomb someone they're ing over. Pine of course, is no exception to this. While he's pretty responsible about where he goes potty, there have been instances here and there when another pony or some other creature has ended up covered in his waste.

A particularly noteworthy time this happened was on a beautiful and warm Sunday. Pine was doing one of his leisurely morning flights, iring the scenery around him, when he suddenly felt the urge to take a dump. He'd eaten a fairly big dinner the previous night, and he needed to go pretty badly. Given that he was currently ing over a grassy field, he figured it'd be okay to just poop while he was flying, so he gave a nice hard push on his bowels and let his horseapples come tumbling out of his butthole.

Like all ponies, Pine's droppings were brown and lumpy balls, squeezing their way out one by one as they fell through the air and towards the ground below. Each ball of dung was also filled with little bits of undigested hay, grass, and corn from the meal he had for dinner, and gave off a fresh earthy stench not unlike a dairy cow ranch.

Unbeknownst to Pine though, a white-tailed deer happened to be walking right under him as he was doing his business, and by the time the green pegasus turned his head back to notice the buck, it was too late. The deer got horseapples all over him, from his antlers to his back to his hooves to even the edge of his nose. Some of the feces even rolled off his body, leaving behind dark brown smears and pieces of undigested food on his light brown fur. If that wasn't enough, the cervine was also stepping in some of the turds that dropped to the ground, causing them to squish under his hooves. It occurred to Pine at that moment that he hadn't thoroughly checked what was around him before going number two, and all he could think to himself was "Heh, whoops!"

As for the deer himself, it took him a moment to figure out what was going on. He felt a series of large thumps on his body and became rather confused, wondering if a heavy hailstorm was ing through despite the sunny weather. However, he then noticed the "hail" was brown, and a very pungent stink tickled his nose. Upon looking up at the sky to figure out where the smelly brown stuff was coming from, he saw Pine defecating, looking back at him with a blush and a guilty smile on his face. The cervine proceeded to develop a blush of his own as he realized the pegasus had accidentally crapped on him. While the situation was very surprising to the buck, it was also kind of amusing, and he'd be lying if he said he didn't find it pretty funny. After all, getting pooped on by a bird is considered good luck, so getting pooped on by a pegasus must mean he's really lucky.