salisha (taystie park) created by kronguss
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Some people will do anything for fifteen minutes of fame, but for the most diehard fans of Taystie Park's Salacious Showgirl, even getting 15 seconds of screentime with Salisha is more than they can hope for...~ So when opportunity knocks with a chance to the big blue bombshell herself live and onstage for one-night only...there's no wonder the line goes out the door!

What's unclear though is whether or not players actually believe they stand a chance; Salisha will proudly profess that the rules are fair and upfront, that winning IS possible-technically speaking-but there's no denying her steep track-record: 675 Losers. 0 winners.

Yet that hasn't stopped a horde of horny doomseekers bright-eyed hopefuls showing up as soon as the doors open. Only five actually get to go live, while the the rest, instead of going home disappointed, get processed into a variety of greasy deep-fried snacks for the hungry crowd of watchers not far behind!

Maybe they really believe they'll be the lucky ones who finally beat the odds? That when the big question comes, with all eyes are on them, they'll be calm and composed enough to actually respond...and get it right!

But in reality, no matter how easy or simple the questions are, when push comes to shove, they get it wrong or even fail to answer at all, as if their desire to win and live has disappeared completely. Salisha, as her reputation implies, is the main culprit of course; as all it takes is a wink or a tease aimed their way to turn a confident contestant into a wet and stuttering meal practically begging for their own demise.

Sometimes, if her calibrated charms aren't enough to make 'em break, then having to sit, watch, and listen as those ahead take their turns usually gets the job done. Here, it's pretty unfortunate to go first, as it almost guarantees the trivia in question will be so obscure or esoteric, the chances of knowing the right answer will be less than 1%.

Questions like, "What was the middle name of the contestant I ate in your place four years ago">https://www.f-list.net/c/taystie%20park/

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    mr_kroggins said:
    Please do to tag your scat posts as such. I'm adding the tag for now.

    Nevermind, it's tagged with feces. I tried scanning through the tags and I must've missed it. Sorry y'all

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