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    Uh, technically, this counts as necrophilia. Parasect's bug body has been more or less commandeered by the mushroom growing on it's back, over taking the host.

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  • Corrupt said:
    Uh, technically, this counts as necrophilia. Parasect's bug body has been more or less commandeered by the mushroom growing on it's back, over taking the host.

    Disagree. The mushroom takes over the host's body, but it is still very much alive.

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  • "Hey Jake, there are these weird bumps growing on my dick."
    "Yeah, mine too. Weird. Do you think, maybe it wasn't a good idea to fuck an insect that was over-taken by a parasitic fungus?"
    "You know... it probably wasn't. I will regret this decision for the rest of my life."
    And that's how the story ends! 8D

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  • PurvBurd said:
    "Hey Jake, there are these weird bumps growing on my dick."
    "Yeah, mine too. Weird. Do you think, maybe it wasn't a good idea to fuck an insect that was over-taken by a parasitic fungus?"
    "You know... it probably wasn't. I will regret this decision for the rest of my life."
    And that's how the story ends! 8D

    And the story of "The Last of Us" begins.

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  • Actinium-89 said:
    Parasect just looks...
    confused?

    That's because he wanted to be double teamed and his trainers are idiots xp

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  • The_Gazi_Pack said:
    That's because he wanted to be double teamed and his trainers are idiots xp

    Lets wait for Parasect to chop the dicks off in annoyance.

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  • Danjen said:
    Disagree. The mushroom takes over the host's body, but it is still very much alive.

    Actually, that would only be true if the fungus was trying to /grow/. This pokemon has a fully grown fungus on its back, which means the fungus had already, beforehand, forced it to a certain area for proper growth (we'll assume it was somewhere damp) which means that Parasect is already dead.

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