the dungeon master, tiamat, and tiamat (dungeons and dragons (animated) and etc) created by r!p
Blacklisted

    Clemerl said:
    Roll a ten or more to hear her unbleeped.

    *grabs dice* here i go! *rolls 2* damn

  • |
  • 3
  • xeaduulix said:
    *rolls a 20* NAT 20 i hear everrrrryyyyy thing *chuckles*

    Roll 21 or more to hear his response.

  • |
  • -6
  • xeaduulix said:
    *rolls a 20* NAT 20 i hear everrrrryyyyy thing *chuckles*

    you do not just hear it you see it, and it is a mobidly horrendous sight there is blood and guts everywhere, now make a will save

  • |
  • 10
  • Honestly, when the DM pulls shit like this, the only recourse is attempting to fuck it.

    And as for her question, it's a percentile dice roll to determine size, then add your Charisma to a d20. If you succeed against her Linguistics, roll 9d6 damage and add half your class level. Of course if you're flanking, then none of this applies.

  • |
  • 9
  • He said "Meh."

    I would say "Well, she does use her tongue! And her teeth as well. Roll to not be eaten whole."

  • |
  • -3
  • MaShCr said:
    ROLL FOR ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE

    Z_I_Z said:
    Hey hey hey, this isn't FATAL now!

    Oh god, don't even bring that shit up.
    I still get nightmares from reading the rpg.net review.

  • |
  • 1
  • Clemerl said:
    Roll a ten or more to hear her unbleeped.

    *legitimately rolls lone d20, from the days of yore*
    *rolls a crit fail 1*

  • |
  • 4
  • Holmes said:
    *legitimately rolls lone d20, from the days of yore*
    *rolls a crit fail 1*

    You've gone temporaily deaf due to your botch.

    I'm not sure how, but a DM would make up some reason as to why your result happened.

  • |
  • 1
  • Rolling to seduce Tiamat will never happen even if you roll a natural 20 you still fail, Tiamat is immune to charm

  • |
  • 1
  • nekoparobaka said:
    Rolling to seduce Tiamat will never happen even if you roll a natural 20 you still fail, Tiamat is immune to charm

    Being immune to charming effects makes her immune to enchantment spells, however she can still fail skill checks. It's just that, she's a god.

  • |
  • 0