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    espenebs said:
    We'll let's put it this way. Your may evolve into a leafeon with this wood

    Or you might get filled with so much love you'll become a Sylveon!

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  • keon said:

    Or you might get filled with so much love you'll become a Sylveon!

    I'm surprised you didn't say the eevee might get a charge after this and evolve to a jolteon 😉

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  • espenebs said:
    I'm surprised you didn't say the eevee might get a charge after this and evolve to a jolteon 😉

    Seems this Eevee could evolve into anything open to a sexually based pun.

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  • No, an Eevee is just plain better. Not just "fine."

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  • Evolve to a Flareon, because things are about to get hot.

    Evolve to a Vaporeon, so that it can become wet and handle the pounding better.

    Evolve to a Jolteon, due to the sexually charged situation.

    Evolve to an Espeon, because a cat is fine too.

    Evolve to an Umbreon, because its bulky and can tank this pounding.

    Evolve to a Leafeon, because its soon full of wood.

    Evolve to a Glaceon, so it can keep cool under the pressure.

    Evolve to a Sylveon, because it'll be pumped full of love.

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  • dreitwo said:
    Evolve to a Flareon, because things are about to get hot.

    Evolve to a Vaporeon, so that it can become wet and handle the pounding better.

    Evolve to a Jolteon, due to the sexually charged situation.

    Evolve to an Espeon, because a cat is fine too.

    Evolve to an Umbreon, because its bulky and can tank this pounding.

    Evolve to a Leafeon, because its soon full of wood.

    Evolve to a Glaceon, so it can keep cool under the pressure.

    Evolve to a Sylveon, because it'll be pumped full of love.

    Nah no thank you I don't want it to evolve I just want my cuddleable adorable eevee

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  • nova_the_eevee said:
    Nah no thank you I don't want it to evolve I just want my cuddleable adorable eevee

    Give him/her an Everstone, possbily in the form of some jewlery or sex toy

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