applejack and peasant 3 (monty python and the holy grail and etc) created by onihidden
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    What do you burn apart from witches?
    -Moar witches!
    -WOOD!

    So why do witches burn?
    -Cuz...because they're made of wood?

    So how do we tell that she is made of wood?
    -Build a bridge outta her!

    But can you not also build a bridge from stone?
    -Ah.

    Does wood sink in water?
    -No, it floats.
    -Throw her into the pond!

    What else also floats in water?
    -Bread.
    -Apples.
    -Very small rocks.
    -Cider.
    -Great gravy.
    -Cherries.
    -Churches.
    -Lead.
    (King Arthur): A DUCK

    Exactly! So logically...
    -If she weighs the same as a duck...she's made of wood.

    And therefore?
    -A WITCH!

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  • Vixxxine69 said:
    What do you burn apart from witches?
    -Moar witches!
    -WOOD!

    Makes perfect Python sense.

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  • flamethehedgehog said:
    for the previous posts above/below me, that is the only thing of monty python i have ever seen

    You missed some great stuff. This is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. And it starts off just off the wall ridiculous, the small budget of the film did not allow them to have enough horses for all the knights so in a bit of creative genius they used coconuts to simulate horse hooves. It was a limitation in the production but it turned into an incredibly memorable on-going joke and even spurred more jokes within the movie itself (swallows carrying coconuts, classic). If you haven't seen any Python this is the one I recommend seeing first, they are all great but this one is my favorite.

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