clippit and kira (microsoft office and etc) created by blitzdrachin
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    AGiant said:
    Did I get so many downvotes because nobody understood it or is the joke just that bad XD.

    Ok. I'm ready for my next 20 downvotes. So
    The clippymander says that he interrupts our penis touching, so there has to be a penis, so it has be a guy or a herm involved while looking at this.
    And he also says that we could get wet with water.
    So if we are a guy checking this site, it doesn't help the situation to get wet. At least not the guy checking the site out.
    If we are a herm and touching ourselfs, getting wet improves the situation.
    and lastly if the one checking out the site is a girl, who's also doing the penis touching, then there has to be a partner with a penis and also the girl tries to become wet at get the partner hard and guys become hard if they see wet girls. So just give this damn water already.

    Ok first, the water comment is unrelated to porn or masturbation (the joke is something is interrupting you with something stupid and unrelated while your trying to get off)
    Second guys can get "wet" too. It's called seminal fluid or "Pre" and we release this stuff when we are aroused.

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  • AGiant said:
    First I would say that the joke is not completely unrelated to porn or masturbation. It mentions some penis touching and also getting wet. In some similar way I kinda respond to that joke with another similar joke.
    Second strictly speaking yes guys can get wet, too, but this would be the first time I would see it used in the way I and the joke IMO intended to.
    Well anyways I don't want to go further into detail but I'm grateful that you responded to my comment. I kinda can conclude from that that people just see it as dumb or missing the relation or something.

    It mentions penis touching because it can see "you" masturbating to the image.
    And i understand that you believe for the joke to be intended to be related to hermaphrodites but given what i know about people on the internet, the nature of the artist and the intentionally poor quality of the image it is in fact meant to just be a dumb joke. And i can see that your english isn't so good so I'm guessing the whole ""water makes you wet" being the most obvious fact available" thing might not be obvious to you. It's such an obvious fact that it is meant to just be filler. Also sams microsoft paperclip (which this thing is a representation of) is most notably known for interrupting what your doing (usually writing a document) with advice (that you would already know) for how to use the program your using.
    So there really is no relation. It is just meant to be a dumb joke

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  • AGiant said:
    I actually wanted to quit it with my last comment but I have my own faults leading me to writing something again.
    I don't believe it is related to herms. I counted the possibilities and herms are just 1 of them.
    My english might really not be good enough for some stuff. Maybe that's also the reason why I don't get you relating my english to me not getting the "water makes you wet" thing, which I do actually but maybe in english communities that exact fact/phrase could have another status than just it being obvious. Logically thinking though there would be IMO some other totally useless fillers at least as good as the water wets thing.
    Maybe it's my english again but your description about sams seems to me as fully ing what I did and that there actually is a relation between what you do and what he hints, while the hint being useless and obvious. It being useless and obvious deems it also useless to further discuss about how useful the hint is, what I did though with my joke deliberately.
    However I get it ( I think). I'm missing some stuff/knowledge/experience which lead to me giving it more credit than it deserves. Thx for your time and effort.

    I always try to give as much of my time to helping and teaching as i can ^_^
    Also how are you responding to my replies so quickly? Does e621 have an email notification for comments? If so where is it, Id like to turn it on.

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  • sinshadowfox said:
    I always try to give as much of my time to helping and teaching as i can ^_^
    Also how are you responding to my replies so quickly? Does e621 have an email notification for comments? If so where is it, Id like to turn it on.

    I just check some sites regularly e621 being one of them. I go to the tab and there to search for myself in comments ;D

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  • cummin_robot said:
    Jesus Christ what is this comment section.

    It’s just a joke what did I just read-

    This is why I find this site hilarious. This shit hsppens cuz people are people and human error exists.

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