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IDENT LOG, BEGIN:

Full Name:
Boliver Pandaleo

Species:
Panda (Giant)

Age:
32ish ---ERR: OUTSIDE DATA SCOPE!

Sexuality:
Such a fucking fagot! ---ERR: OUTSIDE DATA SCOPE!

Occupation:
Freelancer (actually free loader) ---ERR: OUTSIDE DATA SCOPE!

Charge:
Possession of more than 1 ounces of cannabis (23 counts)
Software piracy
Tresing
Public indecency (Wearing a leaking diaper in public)
Public intoxication (cannabis)
Being a cute panda

Sentence:
8 months imprisonment. --- SEE ADDENDUM 16A.

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ADDENDUM 16A, BEGIN:
ID: MUSUKO-MASSIEL-BIG-BOSS-MAN

Well, we fucked up. At least, somebody did. Ugh!
Actually, we fucked up twice. Or...once, in a way that had two effects. I dunno...I'm hungover, leave me alone!
So...the techs tell me it's down to some trekky science nonsense. Heuristic this, exponential that. Blah blah blah. Long story short; we made a super-smart AI.
By accident.
Again.
You'd think we'd get better at avoiding that by now. But noooo! Some clever-clogs wants to tweak things for improved "prisoner rehabilitation", and we end up with this. We get a prisoner stuck in his AI environment with the lockouts overridden, his neuro-link hardware-clamped, and his release period "undetermined".
Fuck sake.
I should have become a plumber or something, I really should. Something simple.
Anyway...
Upshot is, he's been in there four years now, and we can't get him out. All we can do is keep him supplied with food pellets and change his diaper every now and then. I'm sure we'll figure out how to get him loose eventually. How long to pandas live, anyway?

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OH HI!
HI OUT THERE!
HELLO!
AREN'T YOU MEATY THINGS SO CUUUUUTE!
THANK YOU FOR THE PANDA-BUN!
HE'S SO CUTE!
GOT HIM TRAINED WELL!
HE WON'T BE SAYING OR THINKING RED PANDAS AREN'T TRUE PANDAS EVER AGAIN!
WON'T BE DOING MUCH OF ANYTHING TO BE HONEST!
JUST SCREAMING!
CRYING!
BEGGING!
SO MUCH FUN!
FOREVER!
AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!
TOODLES!

EN5..4.21666D.

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    hmm if this is the future of AI I don't really see a reason to stop it ;)

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  • todd4 said:
    hmm if this is the future of AI I don't really see a reason to stop it ;)

    we have two futures, AM from I have no mouth and I must scream. Then we have AM from I have no mouth yet i must scream, except horny

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