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An Interview With Deputy Mayor Callie Briggs

Now with more animation.

Story

Ever since the space-faring 'humans' had arrived to Megakat City, the two cultures had not seen entirely eye to eye. The humans were full of endless questions. What is the name of your planet? Why is there only one city on your entire planet, aside from a vaguely specified Japan-themed island full of Siamese cats? What is the name of your species? Do you think your women are genetically compatible with our species? Why is there a single F-14 Tomcat on your planet that keeps coming out of a garage that no one else notices despite being outlandishly loud and incredibly obvious to anyone with eyes? Did you know human penises don't have barbs? Why is there a lizard man T-Rex scientist in a giant lab coat stomping through your city as a court jester with magic powers uses a tabletop d20 die to judge the moral character of your citizens? The endless stream of questions that any B grade animation producer would consider to be beneath their time occupied the length of any conversation. It was quite tiring. Eventually, it was deemed necessary to put an end to these misunderstandings with a series of interviews with city leaders in the field of politics, science and philosophy. And the adult entertainment industry. Humans seemed particularly compelled to investigate that. As soon as the latest human expedition returns from their bi-weekly trip to the red district brothels, both parties will have an amicable discussion and reach a lasting peace. And perhaps they will have some insight to the recent mass disappearances of supermodels and college sorority girls throughout the city.

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    TitionRed said:
    you know what I'm not going to read the story, this is better without context.

    no, it gets better WITH context.
    it gets so much better.

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  • Iiiii dont get why she's freaking out to that question so much aside from "I'm so tired of their shit I'm just calling security"

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  • Malikfoxen said:
    Iiiii dont get why she's freaking out to that question so much aside from "I'm so tired of their shit I'm just calling security"

    shes freaking out because,
    she knows,
    that a cat...
    is fine too.

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  • when i saw his face the attack on titan theme song started playing in my head.

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  • I'm so glad Swat Kats still has art made of it. And honestly I think this looks far better than the actual show.

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  • zomspat said:
    Not all furry's like creepy stuff, just some furry's do

    I can agree with this. But it seems a LOT of them really enjoy disturbing content in art and video involving anthros.

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  • TitionRed said:
    you know what I'm not going to read the story, this is better without context.

    Plague's creepy meandering Descriptions are the MAIN reason to subscribe to him

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  • zermali said:
    when i saw his face the attack on titan theme song started playing in my head.

    strange, my mind immediately jumped to the happy mask salesman

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  • I believe the one and only important question that should be asking is "If this city so dangerous why don't you just move out of it!?!" maybe live with the Humans.

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